Hi, blog! I'm sorry I've been neglectfully neglecting you. That's just awful of me, and I'm sorry. How can I ever make it up to you?
You can't. I'm really, really pissed off and I'm never, ever gonna forgive you. I think we should see other blogpeople.
I....I know, I was being selfish, but this isn't me, honest! I can do better, really I can! P-please....just give me one more chance....
*sigh* Okay, fine. Go ahead.
...what? Really? I just.....I didn't expect you to give in so easily.
Yeah, well, I don't have much self-esteem.
Cool. Okay, where to start?
